"Mentally, I'm like 2 years old, and I'm tired, so that makes me, like, 1...years old" Reply
"What if we made an alignment chart of vines?" (Obviously, 'can I get a waffle' is lawful good. "road work ahead' is chaotic good. 'fre shavaca do' is true neutral.) Reply
"You spelled '1' wrong. How do you spell a number wrong?" Reply
"You're fantasizing over someone who's been dead for over 50 years!" Reply
HobbiesI write! A lot! I'm technically an actual factual novelist because I have in fact written a novel that's about 250 pages. It's about superheroes who have useless powers and have to think creatively to make them work. Granted, it also...isn't published yet. But when it is, I'll link to it here if that's ok :)